Everybody Loves... Vicki MIchelle

With The Return of 'Allo 'Allo! hitting BBC2 next Saturday, not only have I been consumed with pointless nostalgia about the demented genious of the French restistance sitcom, but I've decided Vicki Michelle should be sent to Emmerdale imediately. Not only would she make a better superbitch than Linda Lusardi, but she'd excel at the requisite comedic antics with Viv, Val and all. In fact get Vicki into any of the soaps. Or failing that, give her her own show. And do it fast. The campaign starts here.