Everybody Hates... John Barrowman

Don't they? If there's one thing guaranteed to ruin a comedy panel show, Saturday evening entertainment fest or family fantasy series, it's the appearance of the outsized, curiously accented grinning mug of Barrowman. Always one to have an opinion, just so long as he can contradict with his next sentence, Barrowman's return to ubiquity (a decade after he stunk up CBBC with his OTT performances on Live & Kicking and The Movie Game) is far from welcome. And exactly who was it who thought Doctor Who needed a bisexual Captain Birdseye romping around the Tardis anyway? Oh, that's right...