Soap Justice

Hurrah! The truly awful Val Lambert is winging her way back to Emmerdale. Her sole purpose in life is to wind up her sister Diane (aka T-Bag), and she’s at it again. In a brilliant attempt to steal the spotlight from her recently married and cancer suffering saint of a sis, Val flies back from Spain with a toy boy in tow – only she’s paying him to pretend they’re dating. Brilliant. Val, her drag-queen son Paul and mahogany-coated ex Rodney are the ultimate dysfunctional family.