‘Twas a sad day in the Orange County, as pointless jock Luke was forced to leave The OC. With the rest of the cast no longer talking to him, Luke decided to hit the highway with his gay dad and start a new life in some other area of America that sounds semi-exotic. And who should we blame for this substantial drop in the hottie-to-minger ratio? The increasingly Alexis-esque Julie Cooper, that’s who. Having, understandably, enticed pretty boy Luke into her carnal love nest of evil, the power-mad divorcee refused to let him go, despite him being her daughter’s former long-term lover. When Marissa found out and eloped to Chino, Luke’s days as a series regular were numbered.
So farewell Luke – who’s going to have pointless punch-ups with Ryan now? And who else could possibly come between Seth and Summer, especially as wonderful comic-book freak Anna has also departed? Julie is left to continue her brilliant evil reign, and she’s set to become even more powerful once she marries Jim Robinson off Neighbours. And is their some sort of crazy correlation between the redness of her hair and her levels of evil genius?
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