More "shocking" plots...

EastEnders suits have revealed their plan to spice up the soap - another new family. This one, built around the catalogue-modelesuq Micky Miller, will be so scandalous that their 13-year-old daughter will be - brace yourselves - pregnant. How original? It's not like Corrie did this a few years ago with Sarah-Lou, or Emmerdale almost ten years ago with the irritating Cairns family. Whatever next? They'll have them having adulterous affairs, or something equally ground-breaking...