Morag Bellingham: We Salute You

Whenever Home and Away gets a bit dreary, there's only one thing to do. The producers pick up their special Ginger Phone and get a direct line through to the plush residence of Morag Bellingham. And zoom, she's there in moments in her Morag-mobile. Last time she excelled in her feud with psycho-teacher Angie Russell while trying to lock brother Alf up in the mental bin for chatting to his dead wife. And now she's returned – inexplicably intent on jailing Dani for accidentally running over the guy who raped her. And with Dani almost certain to go down, Morag will be able to twirl her hypothetical villain's moustache, perhaps tying Jade to a nearby railway track for good measure, and zoom off to The City to hatch her next nefarious plot. Come again soon!