EastEnders: The Soap

Having established many times that EastEnders has reached the end of its shelf-life and needs putting out of its misery, we've finally realised what should replace it. A soap based on the real-life escapades of the Enders' cast. Episodes would last an hour - half of which would be the London-based soap, the other half being a Big Brother style insight into backstage feuding. As the tabloids are full of rumours regarding Windsor and Wallace fighting, and Richie thinking he's too good for the soap (which, at the moment, he is), this would make far more entertaining television than the current rut-stuck soap we're having to endure.