Helter Skleter Belter

Having just seen some snaps of EastEnders forthcoming fairground carnage spectacular, we've decided we're going to have to tune in for at least a few episodes of Britain's Worst Soap. Not onlt does the Helter Skelter of Doom resemble some sort of Dr Who baddie, but it's done us the favour of collapsing on top of the Car Lot. And if we never have to endure a plot centred around used cars ever again, we'll be extremely happy.