The Little Baby Is All That's Important Right Now

At last! The Beeb has finally realised that we don't want to be talked down to between nine and ten every morning. With the axing of 'Now You're Talking' - the Kilroy show without Kilroy - schedulers have noticed my pain at being subjected to ranting East Anglians for an hour each morning. Trisha, the lesser of the two evils, remains, but at least now they'll be a choice of shows to watch, even if it is just more of Ben Fogle staring at animals. There's nothing more depressing that watching trailer trash quarrel over lie-detector and paternity test, and the sooner all public washing of dirty laundry is axed from our screens the better (even when it is masquerading as a Channel 4 lifestyle show). I'm willing to let Trisha remain, if only because her new Afro-barnet reminds me of no-nonsense-nurse Haleh from ER...