While I'm here, I have to mention EastEnders' latest terrible decision - to bring back moaning Michelle Fowler. Only with a new head. As if replacing Daniella Westbrook's Sam Mitchell with an bland Hollyoaks blonde was not enough. MichelleTwo had better be as awfully glum as the original, and any storylines involving a Michelle/Sharon/Dennis love triangle must be averted. Let's hope she hasn't picked up her daughter's US accent...