The ever-excellent Eileen popped round to Karl's for a quick sex education lesson in last night's Corrie. As well as the nicely shoe-horned-in Idiot's Guide To... Being Gay, we got to marvel at what the set designers believe are essential items in any homo household. Most promising was the bedside hockey mask, which can mean the storyline is going in one of two directions. Either Todd's in for an unexpected S&M session (in a late-night Hollyoaks style episode), or Karl's going to don the mask and go crazy on the soap's deadwood with a chainsaw. In which case, can Martin go first?